How did this get so many likes? There are that many people on AV Club that agree with this?

Like ethanol subsidies?

I say that whenever I speed through a parking lot.

Could be a broadsheet.

Turtles on Courtney Love's head, cats on Morrissey's head — what's next, armadillos on Eddie Vedder's head?

That dancing urangutan has a gold watch hidden up its butt.

God2illa

Although the current Godzilla did have other monsters in it (the giant insect things that went from Vegas to San Francisco), so not sure why this is unique.

Alda and Huston kill in it too.

That's a great movie.

I also take issue with "Alice" not being good. It's not the masterpiece that "Purple Rose of Cairo" is, but it's pretty charming in its own way.

That is seriously the funniest line (and possibly scene) of the whole series — "now it's just the women and people of color!"

I love the derision in Ruth's "you never told me about your nostril pot!"

Green Eggs & Coffee & TV

Here is the actual top 10 on Billboard's Hot 100 when "We Are the World" hit #1 on April 13, 1985:

As a kid, I always waited patiently for the Cyndi Lauper part (right after Huey Lewis):

Terrible title, but good performance by Carrey. He was probably better in "Eternal Sunshine" and "Truman Show."

He don't speak good.

And great in Woody Allen's otherwise forgotten "September."

Yep, that's it