And I must be Lois Loan.

I like doing these from time to time…

For a short second, I was like, "Who's in jail? Ohhhhhh, right…"

Remember that Aaliyah song with the baby in the background? It's like that.

…or compile your own via iTunes.

Live 105 (for those alt-rock fans in the Bay Area) used to play Pearl Jam's "Let Me Sleep" around Christmastime in the '90s. One of the most heartfelt things the band ever did.

The Pumpkins' "Christmastime" is truly a good song. It just feels like winter.

But what's the twist?

Flirting With Disaster made me laugh ridiculously when it first came out, especially the Lily Tomlin stuff at the end.

Also, Six Feet Under's Rachel Griffiths plays the "original" Mary Poppins in the Aussie flashbacks. That's reason enough for me to go!

The Pursuit of Miaminess

Is this because he's a lesbian?

Hey lawyers!!

Subtle, but good.

The Orphanage was creepy and awesome.

Yeah the F makes the T very suspicious indeed.

And future Californication costar Jason Beghe as the sheriff!

What if he ends up as a lumberjack attacked by aphids that kill you when the lights go off?

Bob Dobalina?

A thousand times yes