SPOILERS: My complaint with "The Descendants" is that Payne and/or the screenwriters completely chickened out when it came time to address the movie's 2 central concerns: when will Clooney tell the youngest daughter that the mom will die, and when will he tell his family he's not selling the land. As we approach…

I don't know… Dakota Fanning and Quvenzhane Wallis were pretty good at her age.

I still don't think the actress playing Lily is that good, despite the lines (on paper) being witty. It constantly seems like cue-card acting.

It's the Raising Hope of suburban smut.

Simmer down

Welcome to After Earth

I think her and P.T. Anderson have 4 or 5 kids. Boogie Nights indeed.

I don't know what this means but I like those bands. Also Buck-O-Nine and Save Ferris.

Saw 7: The Real World

Hey — that thing on the right holding its eyes looks just like that creature in "Pan's Labyrinth."

Marshall Mathers LP is his best. Consider…

But Plinko is the best game on the show! That's the only thing I'd want to play.

The movie is cheesy as all hell but I still kinda like it. Whoopi is pretty funny…especially the bank scene.

Hollywood needs to unchain itself from all these remakes.

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Dogvilles.

If you want to change the world, shut your mouth and start this minute.

D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer.

Young Safeway employee: CARTSTOP.

I'd hang an impressonistic portrait of Terry Kiser in my foyer. Don't forget Friday the 13th, Part VII!

Car home.