I had a joke up there that apparently no one got.

ENDER'S GAME.

I saw this in between days when I was deciding what to watch, but the suspense was never enough for me, and the primary reason I watched it was high fascination.

Check the medicine cabinet, because for some reason you leave it there sometimes.

I wish Carrie-Anne Moss would be in more things. Matrix, Memento, Disturbia, and…

Is this movie really five hours? Ugh

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Played by a man, actually.

…and how was it??

At least it doesn't have the weird Homer voice

I liked the way he was presented — incredibly scary but pleasant. A dichotomy not used in any horror movies today.

Scariest part of the movie — possibly of any horror movie of that era.

These pretzels are making me Dursty.

Your best bet is to stay away

Remember when every album in the top 10 sold at least 100k-200k a week? And albums didn't drop by 70%? Damn you, internet.

I am forreal.

Its eggsactly the type of joke I hate.

It's "Hangover" meets "Grown-Ups" meets "Cocoon."

The Nightmares on Elm Street were the best. Ranked:

Weird, but the sequel to "Last Vegas" is coming out before the actual film.