I remember the old Letterman monologue joke: "According to a new survey, two-thirds of American men said they would never have sex with Madonna… Two-thirds said 'Never,' and the other one-third said 'No, not again.'"

Yes, it was Cassie Bernall.

The lead actress in The Girl in Gold Boots is an exact doppelganger for Blue Bloods star/Tom Brady's baby mama Bridget Moynahan.

And now for my next impression — Jesse Owens!

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.

The "Tonight" quintet in West Side Story.