Every single time.

I was also huge into Animorphs on Geocities. Pretty sure I went by Yeerkbane, named after that thing that Visser Three morphs into and threatens Chapman with a good ol' brain enema.

More importantly, who decided that a SECOND SEASON for Hemlock Grove was a good idea?

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You're referring to "Knights of Badassdom" which within the past week was finally released for digital purchase. Summer Glau is also in it.

I look forward to using a friends HBO Go account to watch this show.

This season isn't completely awful. There has been maybe 2 duds that just fell flat for me. I'm stoked for when Weird Al guest-voices in a couple of weeks!

Turns out that they only dry humped in the back of her tour bus.

And table flipping. Don't forget the table flipping.

Magic: The Gathering 2: Planeswalker Boogaloo

Fuck yeah! Teen Wolf!
Oh, PDN is still reviewing this?

The monologue you're thinking of is told by Septon Maribald in chapter 25 in Feast For Crows. One of my favorite monologues, in fact.

We all love you, Erik!

I really need to watch this film.

"Heroes" still has a fanbase?

DISINTEREST ALERT!

It's definitely John Hurt. Same voice as the Dragon from Merlin.

He was so delightfully camp!

You know, aside from the fact that the show is produced/filmed/set in Canada.

Woohoo Anna Silk's boobs! I mean, Lost Girl!