String theory, FFS?
String theory sounds awesome to non-scientists, but the idea that it would have implications for intelligence analysis is crazy stupid. It doesn't make testable predictions at this point, and may never do so. It would have no implications for national policy.

Hitler, I never accused the readers of the article of doing anything wrong, and you have the roles reversed. Otherwise, good job.

I think it reads like a snot-nosed brat puling at someone who is obviously smarter than her, and who was trying to force his answers into her obviously limited frame of reference.

Actually, it was antagonistic in a shitty way. A crappy wannabe trying to tell someone who has Been There and Done That all about his own business? STFU, Tasha, and never open your cakehole again.

Also, "targetting" championship? Misspelling aside, WTF is that? Figuring out which people to mock at the range?

I'd say you're a pretty credulous bunch. I strongly doubt Tobias is an NRA member of any kind.

Pros Versus Amateurs
Scott Tobias, noted gun expert, speaks out:

Damien Lewis as the Riddler. Obviously.

Uwe Boll is the obvious man to deal
As one of the few directors with proven fighting skills, it should fall to him to free Whoever Whatzis.

Nope, it's the right question. And only a Rachel would think otherwise.

Other Reality Show Proposals
My husband and I came up with a reality show concept that Springer should consider. I forget exactly how we concocted it, although I recall some of the contributing elements: the trifling claims to fame of the contestants of the so-called Celebrity Apprentice, the recent rash of political…

Dudes who would have been knights or kings back in the day would not be caught dead at the Society for Chivalric Atavism. They are busy kicking ass and running things. These are the court jesters, the bad bards who hung out at taverns and got paid to STFU, the annoying-ass peasants with ideas above their station.

Little-known fact: "Eyjafjallajokull" is an Icelandic homage to the late, lamented Minneapolis music store Oarfolkjokeopus.

Catcher in the Rye: Psycho Detector
Catcher in the Rye should not be banned, if only because it's the most reliable psycho detector ever made. All of its fans are insane.

Catcher in the Rye: Psycho Detector
Catcher in the Rye should not be banned, if only because it's the most reliable psycho detector ever made. All of its fans are insane.

Amelie is constantly pissed
at actresses who are prettier than her.

And he was only quoting William James, for Christ's sake.

"A difference that makes no difference is no difference."
Korzybski articulating the first principle of pragmatism.

Crossover idea
Brown could do a crossover video with Leung Ting, kung fu master and taco puncher:

OK, he's right-wing, thus everything he does is motivated by being right-wing?