Bay has destroyed action films
The main thing I hate about Michael Bay is that although he's supposed to be an action director he can't fucking direct action. In a good action film even if you don't care about the characters you can still enjoy the careful choreography and visual storytelling. In, say, Raiders of…

Schoolhouse Reck: Don't make me break your arm and throw you through a window.

Is there no end…
to the AV Club's obsession with this woman? I swear, she could eat puppies and deal crack to orphans and Tobias would still be gushing over her.

Welcome to prime time, bitch!
I'm actually watching all the Nightmare on Elm St films right now, and in the light of the goofy sequels it's easy to forget that the first film was actually pretty classy. I liked that most of the dreams were just set in peoples homes and schools. You know, normal dream places. No…

Adventures of Racist Dracula? It's called Blacula, dude.

We belong dead.
Bride of Frankenstein is the best. All tower laboratories should include "self-destruct" levers as a safety precaution.

There's nothing I like more than…
chowing down on some Flat Earth chips, Intelligent Design cookies and Geocentric ice cream.

Fuck Michael Bay
for popularising the idea that all action must be shot in shaky close-up and edited into choppy, 2-second cuts. These days it's a novelty just to be able to tell who is punching who. What's the point of choreographing a fight scene if all you're going to see is a bunch of fists and feet?

Fuck Michael Bay
for popularising the idea that all action must be shot in shaky close-up and edited into choppy, 2-second cuts. These days it's a novelty just to be able to tell who is punching who. What's the point of choreographing a fight scene if all you're going to see is a bunch of fists and feet?

Gateway to Geekery for comics?
I think comics are one particular medium that can be highly inaccessible to newcomers. I got fed up with comics during the Dark Ages (90s) and I was hugely overwhelmed once I started getting back into it. I think a Gateway to Geekery would be a great feature to help people avoid books…

Once you have kids the parts of your brains devoted to humour are repurposed to use for parenthood.

Once you have kids the parts of your brains devoted to humour are repurposed to use for parenthood.

Hey, brother!
They could have just replaced him with John Cena.

Hey, not bad
Diglyceride - "Catch his own breath"