I can't really tell if the Baldwin book is good from this review.

"Foreign Markets?! Where?!"
—Marky Mark, angrily wielding a stick in one hand a rocks in the other

apparently Spiderman was on the couch with Marky Mark at the Graham Norton show where this whole story is coming from.
http://www.cosmicbooknews.c…

Don't blame me, I voted for Tommy Maitland

the robots were made in the image of Al Jolson

yeah but that parts ties into the plot when LeBeouf finds out that the pot ingredient was grown in the ashes of LeBeouf's recently deceased friend so LeBeouf starts eating the food to summon the ghost of his deceased friend who helps him cheat to pass tests and graduate summa cum laude from Transformer University

didn't one of them have TJ Miller?

145 minutes is two and a half hours

I'm sure that was necessary for the plot

thank you :)

Did it have those racist robots or did Wahlberg refuse to work with "black" Transformers?

dammit

You didn't have to watch every Transformers movie

Wahlberg's allegiances changed when The Transformers were unwilling to help revive Mel Gibson's career. Anticipate a dozen Daddy's Home films.

what? spill the details

is this the new conservative thing? Supporting horrible people who you swear you don't like because you dislike the other person or group? I constantly see people coming to Trump's defense in comments sections going "I'm not fan of Trump (or I didn't vote for Trump), but… [fill in the blank about how much they hate…

I just googled "David Spade politics" and the first two results are FoxNews.com whether that speaks to Spade's political leanings or Fox News' desperation for conservative celebrities, I'll leave up to you.

his alive brother is

"Mr. Schneider, what you just said…"
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

that explains the ending of Homicide