So, what? He's just supposed to stay home and drag his wife down the stairs in front of his children?!

I got an Aerosmith notification for this?!

I think he told Cam'ron he was never on A Current Affair

yes

Maybe he can go back to Access Hollywood if there's still a Billy Bush sized opening

BREAKING: Bill O'Reilly leaving Fox News "on own terms" to start a falafel cart

at least he gave us Zoe Kravitz; Ted Nugent, on the other hand, is irredeemable

I read that as "kid-free Wendy's chicken nuggets" and started to be concerned that none of us know what those nuggets are really made from.

Eddie Murphy's going to start working for the AV Club?!

After writing that question, I saw another comment of his with some non-nouns capitalized. I think it's just "important" keywords. Anyway, it's really bizarre.

can you please explain how you decide what words to capitalize? Is it just most nouns?

that wasn't a joke though, all you are doing is vaguely referring to something that is only connected to the conversation in your own mind

oh god, there's a podcast?

That was a set up for you to make a crack about how every Kattan character seemed to be some gay caricature.

Cheap-looking, ill-fitting suit. Clearly SNL needed to spend more money on realistic costumes.

is that a quote from Chris Kattan's gay character, Mango?

but not funny like "haha," more funny like SNL - just something odd that we accept

I prefer my Cobie Smulders thoughts to be in no way connected to any politicians really

wow

So you wished Obama had made decisions without getting authorization?