I'll need to check those out.

I mostly watch his A Closer Look and prefer it a bit over the Colbert monologues I've watched, but mostly Meyers had Paul Beatty on last week and that sealed the deal for me. I believe he was also the only one to have Laura Jane Grace on to promote her book (til the Daily Show did weeks later).

Fallon had Michael Shannon on and, while talking about being at the Oscars, he said "Oh, there's Jimmy Kimmel, he's so much funnier… he's so funny"

I've determined, in these post-Letterman days, that I like Seth Meyers best

"Also, black people don't deserve rights"

Armin Meiwes' Cannibal Gym

I hadn't heard anything and googled his name and came up with this: http://www.thegatewaypundit…

He should continue collaborating with Janelle Monae and they should make an album together.

Now I have an excuse to not propose to my girlfriend!

or the women he sexually assaulted while in 30 Seconds to Mars.

In case they lose one.

Then won't they just give best lead actress to Ryan Gosling or something?

It's there at the bottom, pretty small font though.

They have two of every envelope.

the guy who said "we lost by the way"?

I think the intended effect is to make like-minded people find them humorous and continue to click on the articles.

Given his history, I think the roles might reverse once he's in the van.

He should pick on mints his own size!

can't catch a break? That's what you call winning numerous awards and not going to jail?

But that one takes like a decade and you have to film a whole movie with a animal puppet on your hand.