Mango? You really do hate Chris Kattan.

This is no time to plug a different comedy about cancer! We're talking about Other People right now.

If Mark Walberg had been in that Wal-Mart, this display never would have been taken down.

K-Mart is harboring weapons of mass savings!

You've been put on the Wal-Mart No Buy list.

The Coke Zero represents Ground Zero.

Being a Walmart greeter is a part-time job.

So now all the people pissed at that football player for not standing during the national anthem are going to boycott Wal-Mart, right?

This isn't Marky Mark.

'Cause Doug Stanhope didn't write a tone-deaf defense of Fassbender?

The internet is fickle. Every Woody Allen article has a debate about the accusations against him. Other people's wrong doing seems to have sometimes been forgotten (though the AV Club seems a little bit better at remembering the awful things people did) so it can seem frustrating that a guy has a clean image if he did…

I thought every time Ferris Bueller's Day Off was brought up, we have to mention that Ben Stein doesn't believe in global warming or evolution.

I think that there was speculation about why he would be driving on the wrong side of the road that suggested intoxication. But I also was under the impression that it was known Fassbender was an abuser so who can really trust the vague things I remember about celebrity gossip?

the thing that sent Tim Heidecker to both conventions to tell his hilarious joke about how Trump named his kids

45-minute shot of Adam Scott's penis?! What does this movie think it is, The Overnight?

This barely looks interesting, but I watched the first three of these so I'll probably check this out.

"Check out how hot my ex-wife is! Yeah, she used to let me have sex with her!" - Wiseman

A woman you didn't know decided to fuck you in public during the the second Underworld? What?

someone's sure negative

I thought he wasn't charged with anything because he gave her like $7 million which she immediately donated to charity?