I was going to say he looks like he is brothers with Oscar Isaac and Adam Goldberg (and maybe Jake Johnson), but that header photo really proved that comparison is no longer accurate.

I'll go see this if Knoxville pranks Chan in a manner that results in him dry-heaving.

Albums that you didn't list that I'm excited for: Danny Brown, Mick Jenkins, and Clipping.

probably too complicated, but a nice thought

there's something off-putting about a man with tattoos on his dick

details on Gambino?

this isn't ironic at all

And #McChicken is the kind of trending topic facebook gets when they don't pay anyone to manage the trends.

so the Oscar ceremony will be cancelled this year since this is going to win every award anyway, right?

If Ted Haggard can turn his life around, why not Anthony Weiner?

and the multiple men.

I think I need Panic at the Sisqo explained.

I know it's a funny story, but I still think it's pretty fucked up that Jensen Karp stole porn from Sisqo.

Assuming you didn't also stick your dick in a fourteen year old girl, then I think you still might come out on top against Luc Besson.

Nobody thought Sisqo included a confession about a poop fetish in the Thong Song, internet.

I'm looking forward to Nicholas stealing the show.

Adam Richman on everything he has ever done, Wiz Khalifa's lizard fetish, and disputing claims that he is dead

especially that first question. What question would you like to answer? Let me tell you everything I've ever accomplished.

must not have fucked a model who bleached her asshole

Mozart didn't make My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy though.