Marvin the Martian threw a basketball game against Blake Griffin just because Nike wanted to sell some shoes.

Maybe a gritty, R-rated reboot?

I'm starting to feel a little guilty for supporting American Ultra after seeing two recent newswires about him getting work.

It's like if someone says feminazi. They could potentially have something level-headed and worthwhile to say theoretically, but it's pretty fucking obvious this person is not anything close to rational.

Trumps definitely not letting Slowpoke in to attend the U.S. premiere.

Not if it was named after the field guide published by Rowling in 2001.

I've only seen him in Sons of Anarchy and Crimson Peak. Is he "Jax Teller" in those films because he's that sort of angsty, conflicted semi-anti-hero dude or something else?

I don't think I necessarily had the same feelings of exclusion you had, but I know that myself and others would fantasize about one day receiving an owl and discovering we were secretly wizards, just like happened to Harry Potter. For some, it was simply a fun idea, for others, I'd imagine, it was really, truly an…

Would you settle for someone with poisonous breath reciting the plot of Leonard Part 6?

Nobody is seriously suggesting presumable multi-millionaire Eminem quit his music career and get a more standard job; they're suggesting that he grow up and write less childish lyrics because he's talented, but far too old to keep churning out shock rap and angsty bullshit about his mom.

Charlie Hunnam is a fine actor and seems like a nice guy, but I would hardly call him a "legend."

You want Eminem to quit complaining about his mom? What's next, Em not using homophobic slurs?!

I apologizing for spending a portion of the past hour replying to your replies to my initial reply to your comment.

Alright. I don't really care if you don't like the Daily Show, but I guess somebody else on the internet might.

So, once again, please explain to me how the guy who's most famous for racist cyberbullying is not a loser?

He's like a gremlin, comes with instructions and shit.

If being banned from twitter doesn't pay the bills, he could try growing a soul patch and singing for Everclear.

Those guys are on a popular TV show and this guy's claim to fame is that he was such a bigot that Twitter finally actually acknowledged his harassment and banned him, but they're the "losers"?

Gay people can be racist too.

I was only aware of him because of his adventures with Otis.