To be fair, it would be worse journalism to alter the transcript of what she said in the interview to make it less ridiculous.

A doo-wop band, you know, a lot of fire dancing and a couple of white tourists in a big cauldron.

How did Aparna note the lyric is "big brown eye" singular and neither of them acknowledged that is slang for a butthole?

Perv it up? Okay, then: she was nude on the Leftovers.

final season

I'm torn between wanting to prove you wrong and not wanting to look like a pervert…

I can't believe they made some of the pokemon trainers women!

it is a bad joke

I've heard a lot about them being super awkward live when they started and that they have improved immensely. I saw them pretty shortly after Every Open Eye came out and enjoyed it a lot, but I guess it comes down what your other options are for your birthday and if you have the extra money to spend on a show or not.

Yeah, I think Williams' voice certainly works for her band, but I guess I'm in the minority that doesn't quite think it works well on this song - maybe I'm just too accustomed to the original.

Reel Big Fish covered one of their songs for the BASEketball soundtrack. You can't be more immortalized than that.

Yeah, since Leftovers is ending anyway, this is great news to have her move to another fantastic show.

http://contemptor.com/2015/…

We aren't fighting the cast's fight for them. We're just making fun of a dickhead on the internet.

With his 30 second Mars exploration promise, I'm sure he'd have NASA's backing.

"Woodroof worked with a transgender partner — and recruited a doctor to help him run his buyers club

My initial thought is "I wanna work there!" but then I realized I'm not depraved enough to succeed there so I'd just remain in a middling position and the main difference is my boss would be shitting in my sandwiches.

I think we're actually working on that currently, at least I hope that's the end goal

god damn it, I hate myself for laughing at all of these

Mortdecai?