"15% of us are going to hell?… Seems low."
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Markees has two amazing web series:
Markees Vs.: http://www.channel101.com/s…
Markees Saves: http://www.channel101.com/s…
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How about another glow in the dark tour, squidbrain!?
Surely this tour name will help some teen get permission to buy tickets.
He's still waiting for black people to forget the iron chains so he can finally stop judging their gold chains.
But that's what I wanted when I clicked the headline, so I don't see why that's an issue.
Jim Carrey wasn't in the Deadpool; I think you're thinking of T.J. Miller.
Dude, Where's the Party? wasn't enough for you?
I told all those kids at school that one day I'd be famous!
The reason Lookout tanked is pretty well-documented: Larry got sick of the label and gave it away to some fairly young employees with no real clue how to run the label. They signed trendy bands who alienated the built-in fan base and blew huge amounts of money on advertising in an attempt to "break" them. They kept…
I think he could have either stuck by what he said or said something along the lines of "Adele was a poor example, but I stand by what I said about most modern pop music," but he decided to go the apology route and completely shit the bed in doing so.
Not that, in the grand scheme of things, this shit really matters at…
Why don't you go watch an Amy Miller stand-up set?!
Just as long as he doesn't start throwing autotune accusations at Return of the Mack, I'm not upset.
"I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK!!!" perhaps?
Yet, he found a worse way to start his apology: "I’m sorry that what I said in regards to what’s being played on radio was misconstrued yet I cannot apologize for something taken the wrong way."
In fact, it's more of a challenge that way.
But the point is someone cooked the food!
Oh no! Now I just sent her to all my co-workers and cc'd my grandma!