The hair is amazing, men and women.

'That’s my new goal, is when I say dumb jokes, to go all the way.'

Eric B

I would argue Rob Thomas would be more grating later. Have you ever heard his solo stuff? 'Her Diamonds'? THAT would be torture ten times in a row.

I'll trade you a Jorge Elorza for a Sylvester Turner.

Even better than 'Green Light' I think. I'm starting to get excited for the new album. I was kind of tepid before, which is odd because I loved Pure Heroine.

How can that be when he's not even the worst Philly mascot?:

'Mr. Met is the official mascot of Major League Baseball's New York Mets. He is a man with a large baseball for a head.'

I think that's more from giving birth to kids with GIANT BASEBALL HEADS.

*flips bat*

Eh, at least Gary Carter was hot.

That Forbes list is shit. I like Mr. Met, but he's a pretty blatantly rip-off of the Mr. Red logo from the '50s. And the Red Sox mascot sucks (to be fair, as an Orioles fan, I am extremely biased). Either The Phillie Phanatic or the Phoenix Gorilla deserves the #1 spot

I guess you could consider Jose Bautista the spiritual mascot of the Blue Jays.

Or throw a fire cracker into a crowd like Vince Coleman.

Baseball mascots are supposed to represent the team and, by extension, the fans. That's why the Phanatic is a doofus with a big belly and the Oriole Bird tries to have sex with every woman at the stadium. I think this is perfectly acceptable behavior for Mr. Met.

Greater than Van Halen II?!?

It could definitely replace 'Swish, Swish' on that list because that song sucks.

Hey…yeah, what did happen to them?

Screw that, bring back Half and Half. We need more Essence Atkins, dammit!

Great, now I've the Smart Guy theme in my head.