Birthday Boys explained logically how it has been so:

I like it, but their pizza is a grease bomb. The Nic-a-boli is a little better because the dough gets crispier than it does as a pizza. The true king of the beach, though, is Louie's. Their pizza by the slice is the tops because they put it back in the oven and the bottom crust gets perfect. And they're right next…

Between Gold Bond, Icy Hot, and The General Insurance, he's on basic cable more than Guy Fieri.

That explains why one of the ladies in the video is Shaq.

Yes! There are so many Streisand records in the thrift stores. I love seeing the one she made with Barry Gibb, though I've never listened to it and would not take it home even if it was free (and I love Barry Gibb!)

Symphony or…?

Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version is funny at least. Also Ready to Die is a good one.

Hmmm…

Seriously, how many damn records did Johnny Mathis make? Every thrift store in America must have two copies of each one he ever put out.

Huh. I would've guessed Mel Brooks.

Yeah, people love that shit. People I know and otherwise respect binge watch it. It's basically the modern replacement for soap operas, only with less interesting twists.

If I watch one episode, the theme song gets stuck in my head all week and I pretend my car is a Pontiac Firebird.

I don't know, they could probably survive on streaming of the different Real Housewives franchises alone. Sad, but not unlikely.

Well, if you're like me and like to re-watch old seasons of Top Chef to compare Padma and Gail's fashions over the years, Hulu is awesome!

I like the Comcast ads where they brag about their customer service as if they had any customer service at all.

True. I think Hulu's offerings are pretty good too. They have Rockford Files.

I'm still waiting for that Don Cheadle on a Bed of Rice I ordered.

I wanted to see it, but haven't yet. What did you like about it?

Sounds like you have no recollection of it in any way if you think Richard Gere is in it.

Growing up in southern Delaware, my intro pizza was Grotto Pizza at the beach. When I was a kid, they had about four locations, but now it might be close to twenty. I would consider it a step up from Pizza Hut or Domino's, but by no means the best thing out there. Still, I do crave it sometimes. Their style is they…