It got worse. Some of the kids did unsupervised back-flips. Without spotters too!

Also: Wild on E!

Uh, I doubt his raw sexual urges have anything to do with women.

Yeah, I didn't get a luscious pelt of back hair until at least a couple years after college.

Are you the kid his kid beat at chess at the end of Searching for Bobby Fisher?

Dewey! Will you be quiet?! I'm trying to have sex down here!

I believe his final take features the 'me Chinese, me play joke' gag before the recording engineers finally pull the plug.

The Scout is good, until the end, which is dumb, and the only part that actually features Yankees.

I can't imagine Shannon doing that Captain Hook performance, but I guess I could've said the same thing 20 years ago about Walken.

All you care about is fruit and touching yourself!

'I can't spend my life thinking about just Dewey Cox anymore.' Delivering that line with a straight-face should've earned him an Oscar nomination at least, not to mention he did all that singing for the movie.

Was his show the beginning of the talking to the camera fad? I seem to remember him doing it before The Office (UK), but they might have started around the same time.

It would be appropriate if you were listening to 'How Did This Get Made?'

Then the little girl walks over the manhole cover, as that is the door to her home.

Do you think he's the type of person that calls it 'jazz lettuce' or is he just a straight up 'reefer' guy?

The same company also makes something called the Kite-a-Pult. They love combining things that are probably better off left separate.

The one guy thought it was a guitar.

Wow, I was going to say pizza is the one thing Philly just can't get right. Tomato pie, though, there are some good ones.

It's unbelievable how there is zero Catholic history on the east coast of the US.

The White Sox