The article name-checks Prince, but the vocals on 'Redbone' sound like what the Purple One did on some of Sign O The Times.

So he's not just going back to the '70s with his look? There's certainly some Sound of Philadelphia in there not mentioned in the article. I'm okay with this, I like funky hip-hop.

What if I told you there's a crowbar in it?

I don't know why. I bet they have, like, awesome wings in those owners boxes. I'm surprised we don't see more shots of the owners with sauce all over their faces.

I'm sure Romo, who is not at all unattractive, wouldn't mind being mistaken for Tom Brady.

I'm glad Jim Harbaugh exists to make John Harbaugh look like a sane person.

Indeed, though, by most accounts, it was alcohol that was Dando's real undoing.

Is it worth it for them to move to LA? I've read the Rams are already doing worse ticket sales-wise than in any year in St. Louis. I can't imagine what it would be like for two teams.

Is it just sitting next to a block of cheese?

This should replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on US money.

I thought it was supposed to be Troy Aikman just from looking at it.

If the Texans could score, they would be good. Fortunately, the rest of the division is even more inconsistent. And since Houston plays so much better at home, they might be able to get a playoff win if they can clinch the division.

Justin Tucker is capitalizing on his Baltimore popularity right now (it doesn't hurt that he's got good hair, do he and Flacco go to same barber?) and I'm sure he's getting all the free fried chicken he can eat. Ravens fans are always a little partial to kickers though. Matt Stover had a great run here and was beloved…

The last two games they were close to losing and a couple of breaks sprung them for the win. Still, they're set up to win - they don't turn the ball over much, their ground game is the best in the league, they have a big play capable receiver and a QB that can avoid sacks, and a defense that can make a tough stand…

'I'll have a rum and dilaudid'

Lemonheads. Lemonheads should've been the '90s ABBA.

A nice, quick read, Slichter does a good job of describing his experience without sounding pompous or jaded (and he was very fair to his bandmates in his writing as well even though I'm sure there were times they wanted to fight each other). I would also recommend 'Different For Girls' by Louise Wener of Sleeper, a…

Talk about a song I'd like to hear for the first time over again. The opening track of this gave me the most goose-pimply feeling the first time I heard it and I get a tinge of that every time I here those first few ringing notes. Great record throughout, I'm glad it's getting a reissue and it sounds like one worth…

Please tell me this was the song he played for the encore:

And he was my aunt's third husband.