I've never seen it. Is it funny? I love Morris Chestnut, so I'd definitely be willing to watch it for him.

Light up? Well, since we're talking about Cypress Hill…
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Hmmm, is it still Shrimpfest?

I have a DJ Shadow 12" that features a song co-credited to De La Rocha, as far as I can tell the only thing officially released from their time in the studio together.

As though it takes any longer than five seconds to Google his name. Pretty disrespectful, especially since they went through trouble of listing the backing musicians on this track.

I seem to remember a spike in ad jingles a few years ago, spurred by the success of the 'Five Dollar Footlong' one.

I'm sorry, what were you saying? All your words turned to tootsie rolls there.

Counterpoint:

The Farm House Rules lady has sub-Paula Deen levels of speaking to the audience. The Pioneer Woman just kind of ran out of things to do fairly quickly so they had to stretch what she could do over many episodes (but that shouldn't have been a problem - look at Ina. How many recipes does she have that simply require…

Sorry, you'll have to settle for a conga-and-talk.

Yeah, he likes the prepositional-adjectives (if that's a real thing).

Absolutely. And show me something that is not self-explanatory as well. I can't believe how much time shows like Pioneer Woman or Farm House Rules or The Kitchen spend showing viewers how to make a damn sandwich.

I just haven't liked Brown in anything that isn't Good Eats (and I actively dislike Cutthroat Kitchen, just an annoying show).

He's been to a number of places around Baltimore, only one of which I would tell people to avoid, a couple that are just not my thing, and a few that I would recommend to anyone and everyone. I can't vouch for other places, but DDD has represented the Mid-Atlantic pretty well.

It's also hard to judge when someone's grandmother is making the food (or it's their grandmother's recipe). For someone who is a total ass, Fieri's really good about not being a dick.

My major problem with Fieri is that he doesn't like eggs. How is it possible that someone who doesn't like eggs has gotten to the point he has in the dream job of driving around and tasting food?

It's the 'genius of Guy Fieri' and not 'Guy Fieri, the genius'. I feel like those are two distinctly different things.

Photo Caption: Guy Fieri with his newborn son.

A friend of mine, who is something of a DDD scholar (if such a thing exists) explained to me the method of figuring out whether Guy likes the things he is tasting on the show:

I think the show is perfect in its format. Is Guy dumb and corny? He sure is, but I'd rather have him than some too-cool-for-school chef like Geoffery Zakarian (or pretty much anyone who judges on Chopped) or a know-it-all like Alton Brown (remember when he had a show where he drove around on a motorcycle and went to…

That makes sense. The last two times I got ice cream from DQ it tasted like spoiled milk. I want to go back, but now I'm afraid.