I give this my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

And some love for Cleveland Steamer jokes.

I think there's "Not Another Gay Movie".  See, it's popular, please love it.

Maybe an exception: Freddy Got Fingered.

So this release will be in the future?  How appropriate.

Don't be so CROSS.  Like their first album.

"The Prime Time of Your Life" is definitely in the top 10, if only for its music video.

I don't think I'd use my daughter's YouTube comments as a barometer of my parenting.  That's for her Facebook likes to decide.

I'm not one of those fancy big-city music-lovers, but I enjoy metal.  I'd wean my daughter on a steady stream of power metal and gradually move her onto the heavier stuff involving death and disembowelment and Satan.

You got hooked on novellas and hit rock-bottom.  I get it.

I just watched the first and second Death Wish movies, and the first one definitely feels more sympathetic yet more judgmental towards the violence.  The second one just felt filthy and sad and not in the Todd Solondz sense.

People with high-functioning autism can have OCD attributes.  I know that I am seriously hindered by having to straighten objects and re-read words.

Aren't they really smart at math and science?  So clearly, they are nerds and worthy of derision by honest working-class Americans, God bless America.

Got it in Netflix queue, have yet to watch it.  But will eventually.

My skin is dark.  RACISM!

*throws Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" into the fireplace*

I was in the Onion, but I was in the sports section.  Still, cheers to me.

It's a spectrum like Aurora Borealis, at this time of day, in this part of the world, located entirely inside your brain.

I never did buy that Abed could be that patient or good with girls.

It makes more sense for me to turn my head away from a person.  That way, I'm hearing a lot better with one ear then with my eyes.