What do you have against sex and 14-year-olds?

Eh, it had its moments, but it played like Futurama fanfiction.  Pairing up characters isn't always a good idea, especially when it gets resolved with a deus ex machina involving 40 toes and surfing a spaceship on space rays or whatever.

Eh, it had its moments, but it played like Futurama fanfiction.  Pairing up characters isn't always a good idea, especially when it gets resolved with a deus ex machina involving 40 toes and surfing a spaceship on space rays or whatever.

Chris Columbus doesn't make films.  He just uses the film strips to make a thing that people pay money to stare at for two hours.

Chris Columbus doesn't make films.  He just uses the film strips to make a thing that people pay money to stare at for two hours.

I didn't know the Nazi stuff.  I'm sorry, Mr. Polanski.  You can have one barely legal 18-year-old who looks 15.  My treat.

I didn't know the Nazi stuff.  I'm sorry, Mr. Polanski.  You can have one barely legal 18-year-old who looks 15.  My treat.

I just saw Chronicle and enjoyed it.

I just saw Chronicle and enjoyed it.

12-year-old boys are not as coveted as society thinks.

12-year-old boys are not as coveted as society thinks.

Say that you slept with their dad.  Oh, what, they gonna take offense at homosexuality?  Homophobes.

Say that you slept with their dad.  Oh, what, they gonna take offense at homosexuality?  Homophobes.

Like the Holocaust, certain people are heated up.

Like the Holocaust, certain people are heated up.

Rapier Ape: even rapier.

I'd rape Daniel Tosh if he wore only that tight shirt.

Yeah, that's more a "me" purchase.  They can have my two volumes of Code Geass; I don't need them anymore since I got both full-season sets.

Yeah, that's more a "me" purchase.  They can have my two volumes of Code Geass; I don't need them anymore since I got both full-season sets.

Yellow ball.