I just want more of Brad Pitt screaming at young boys in a Southern accent.

I just want more of Brad Pitt screaming at young boys in a Southern accent.

I find that Twilight Sparkle is comparable to Danzig.

I find that Twilight Sparkle is comparable to Danzig.

Yes, I'd rather get to know the real Kermit the Frog rather than the character he's been playing for 57 years.

Yes, I'd rather get to know the real Kermit the Frog rather than the character he's been playing for 57 years.

I still enjoy watching him die.  That is to say, fake-die, even though he fake-died within the fictional narrative of "Harold and Maude".

I still enjoy watching him die.  That is to say, fake-die, even though he fake-died within the fictional narrative of "Harold and Maude".

AND THEY SHALL KNOW MY NAME IS ROBOCOP WHEN I SPIN MY GUN AFTER SHOOTING THEM!

AND THEY SHALL KNOW MY NAME IS ROBOCOP WHEN I SPIN MY GUN AFTER SHOOTING THEM!

I stopped watching after two episodes for those reasons.  It's not even a fun show to hate, so I don't watch it.  It's as Simpsons as that.

I stopped watching after two episodes for those reasons.  It's not even a fun show to hate, so I don't watch it.  It's as Simpsons as that.

Reverse Flash has no panache, I've heard.

Reverse Flash has no panache, I've heard.

People who aren't pussies but aren't rock-hard dicks.  People like me.

People who aren't pussies but aren't rock-hard dicks.  People like me.

See, that's what I want to to see: freaky-looking guys in suits.

See, that's what I want to to see: freaky-looking guys in suits.

Gérard Depardieu…handsome for a Frenchman.
And while I enjoy epics, I usually like them more focused.  "The Human Condition" was a parade of human misery at twice the length, but I felt like I was right there with Nakadai.

Gérard Depardieu…handsome for a Frenchman.
And while I enjoy epics, I usually like them more focused.  "The Human Condition" was a parade of human misery at twice the length, but I felt like I was right there with Nakadai.