Anyone who tries to force comedy where there is none by writing up some idiotic guide on how to ridicule a movie that is better off being buried is a jack off and a cretin.

Anyone who tries to force comedy where there is none by writing up some idiotic guide on how to ridicule a movie that is better off being buried is a jack off and a cretin.

Who's a bigger idiot: Cary Elwes' agent for picking the shit shit shittiest of movies for his client to star in over the last two decades or Cary Elwes himself for not firing said agent? You make the call!

Who's a bigger idiot: Cary Elwes' agent for picking the shit shit shittiest of movies for his client to star in over the last two decades or Cary Elwes himself for not firing said agent? You make the call!

"Cuando el bebé golpea a 88 millas por hora, vas a ver algunos grave caca."

"Cuando el bebé golpea a 88 millas por hora, vas a ver algunos grave caca."

Hardly. Tommy Wiseau never wanted anyone to yell at the screen and throw spoons at his deeply personal artistic vision, no matter how many screenings he attends and says otherwise. The Room is a god damn fabulous disaster that has made Wiseau a superstar for reaching for the stars and falling face first on concrete.

Hardly. Tommy Wiseau never wanted anyone to yell at the screen and throw spoons at his deeply personal artistic vision, no matter how many screenings he attends and says otherwise. The Room is a god damn fabulous disaster that has made Wiseau a superstar for reaching for the stars and falling face first on concrete.

Am I the only one who's getting some Garbage Pail Kid Movie vibe from these costumes?

Am I the only one who's getting some Garbage Pail Kid Movie vibe from these costumes?

I would love to see a theater full of children interacting with a Boogieman movie, all bashing clocks on their heads in unison.

I would love to see a theater full of children interacting with a Boogieman movie, all bashing clocks on their heads in unison.

At this rate she'll be doing foot job videos by February if this is any indication of where her career is going.

At this rate she'll be doing foot job videos by February if this is any indication of where her career is going.

Most of the black people I know are embarrassed by Tyler Perry and anyone who would watch him. Perhaps the inspiration came from morons.

Most of the black people I know are embarrassed by Tyler Perry and anyone who would watch him. Perhaps the inspiration came from morons.

You're stealing Black Bolt's gimmick.

You're stealing Black Bolt's gimmick.

I beg to differ…

I beg to differ…