It picks up when it gets to the part about stoning women to death who don't bleed on their marriage bed.

It picks up when it gets to the part about stoning women to death who don't bleed on their marriage bed.

My girlfriend has a huge crush on William Katt and I showed her a picture from that movie where he's riding a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape. She wants to see it now and I may have made a huge mistake. I'm the type of guy who can sit through most any dreck but this movie gives me the creeps.

My girlfriend has a huge crush on William Katt and I showed her a picture from that movie where he's riding a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape. She wants to see it now and I may have made a huge mistake. I'm the type of guy who can sit through most any dreck but this movie gives me the creeps.

LaBouf.

LaBouf.

Help me out, you might know this. FOX had a show where six friends shared a beach house. It was like a proto-Friends in a way but the personalities were different. There was a dumb blonde, a Latin lover, a fat guy, a super liberal hippie, a loudmouth, and Joe Generic. I remember watching and liking that show but I'll…

Help me out, you might know this. FOX had a show where six friends shared a beach house. It was like a proto-Friends in a way but the personalities were different. There was a dumb blonde, a Latin lover, a fat guy, a super liberal hippie, a loudmouth, and Joe Generic. I remember watching and liking that show but I'll…

What about the TV show with the theme song sung by Rockapella? More importantly, can a grown man pull off a bright red fedora and a rat tail composed entirely of mini dreads?

What about the TV show with the theme song sung by Rockapella? More importantly, can a grown man pull off a bright red fedora and a rat tail composed entirely of mini dreads?

John Ritter sold that shit and for that I will forgive him for almost anything.

John Ritter sold that shit and for that I will forgive him for almost anything.

The sure sign that Full House was a shitty show #529: Jesse was supposed to be a big bad rock star but his band sounded like a Bruce Hornsby and the Range knock off.

The sure sign that Full House was a shitty show #529: Jesse was supposed to be a big bad rock star but his band sounded like a Bruce Hornsby and the Range knock off.

What what what?! Flapper comes back as a maid? What the blue hell kind of show is this? I've never heard of it but I'm morbidly curious.

What what what?! Flapper comes back as a maid? What the blue hell kind of show is this? I've never heard of it but I'm morbidly curious.

What's up with Spoony leaving? I have two theories:

What's up with Spoony leaving? I have two theories:

I will cop to the Laff A Lympics being a childhood favorite, but I'm scared of going back and watching it for the very reasons brought up here. I'm also ashamed to admit that I had a case of the major league hots for Daisy Mayhem. I was a weird kid.

I will cop to the Laff A Lympics being a childhood favorite, but I'm scared of going back and watching it for the very reasons brought up here. I'm also ashamed to admit that I had a case of the major league hots for Daisy Mayhem. I was a weird kid.