I can only hope.

Another Hot Topic story from a former employee, me, HPM.

Another Hot Topic story from a former employee, me, HPM.

How much more personal can you get?

How much more personal can you get?

I liked Billy Joe better when he ate mud.

I liked Billy Joe better when he ate mud.

Everclear is always releasing albums, it's just that nobody really cares about getting Art Alexdomesticabuse out of bankruptcy.

Everclear is always releasing albums, it's just that nobody really cares about getting Art Alexdomesticabuse out of bankruptcy.

American Idiot was fine but 21st Century Breakdown was the drizzling shits. It was Idiot again except for none of the parts that were fun and 3x the pretension.

American Idiot was fine but 21st Century Breakdown was the drizzling shits. It was Idiot again except for none of the parts that were fun and 3x the pretension.

You would love an Aquabats live show. If you can't have fun at their concert then you are an eternal sourpuss.

You would love an Aquabats live show. If you can't have fun at their concert then you are an eternal sourpuss.

Zangief is not a villian, as shown by his ending when he and Gorby do a boogity dance. The goal was not to overthrow the world but to show that the USSR was #1, no different than the Olympics.

Zangief is not a villian, as shown by his ending when he and Gorby do a boogity dance. The goal was not to overthrow the world but to show that the USSR was #1, no different than the Olympics.

In the trailer I think I saw Q-bert give a #@$% #@$%

In the trailer I think I saw Q-bert give a #@$% #@$%

If you are over 24 years old and/or not on drugs, I pity you.

If you are over 24 years old and/or not on drugs, I pity you.

Premature Ejaculation Sam.