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Hippo Potty Mouth
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I'm the guy who all the omelets wanna be like.

To this day I can still recite "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota" line for line. I have no idea who my state representative is but I rattle out the list of bumper stickers at the drop of a hat.

To this day I can still recite "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota" line for line. I have no idea who my state representative is but I rattle out the list of bumper stickers at the drop of a hat.

My roommates and I tried to gag these down several years ago. I couldn't finish mine, one guy took 20 minutes to choke it down and the other wolfed it down but felt oogy for a while.

My roommates and I tried to gag these down several years ago. I couldn't finish mine, one guy took 20 minutes to choke it down and the other wolfed it down but felt oogy for a while.

Who says you failed?

Who says you failed?

No jacket required, and apparently no undershirt either.

No jacket required, and apparently no undershirt either.

A yes, the Rabin mark of quality, print the first draft.

A yes, the Rabin mark of quality, print the first draft.

I think they were going for a Keith Jackson thing with the sports announcer, which I totally endorse.

I think they were going for a Keith Jackson thing with the sports announcer, which I totally endorse.

Every fuck a beatnik? Instead of moaning they snap when they come. It's not the same.

Every fuck a beatnik? Instead of moaning they snap when they come. It's not the same.

Kyle Ryan

Kyle Ryan

But I don't own a…

But I don't own a…

With one sentence Harold Pinter reveals himself to be the hero of this story.