American Animal 2: Electric Boogaloo Boo Boo Bunky Boo

Sounds like Nicki Minaj has material for her next album.

I'll be honest. I thought this was going to be about a gay Norwegian metal band.

White rainbows are like this:

I was hoping this would be the next Street Fighter flick that had no shot at being good.

Right foot blue!

Legit cool story, bro.

Money well spent. The amps, I mean. Not the weed.

UUURRRRGGGHHHH SHOTGUN!!!

I recently just watched the documentary Such Hawks Such Hounds and holy god damn sunnuva bitch are there a whole lot of bands I need to start listening to. I have no idea how I've gone this long without listening to Earthless.

LaBeef does not exist on my planet.

I think he's supposed to be the audience surrogate, which I hope isn't the real explanation because that would imply that the writers think we are all nincompoops.

That just means he's immortal. It doesn't mean that every single bone in his body won't get pulverized and regenerate Wolverine style. It just means that he'll have to lie in the fridge for eternity in never ending pain.

You should see what I carry around in my right pocket.

Said fridge was hurled umpteen miles away from the blast zone, crashed rather harshly into the rocky, unforgiving desert, then tumbled for another good foot ball field or two before coming to a blunt stop. Also the contents of the fridge contained a 60+ year old man.

David Hyde Peirce, for my money.

So, Riddler. What's up with that confused expression in the screen cap? It looks like you're pulling in some high quality tail, why so puzzled? Is the key to her magic kingdom the one riddle you cannot figure out?

*sigh* a ball point banana….

For the life of me, I can't think of it……damn, it's so close….

Umm…it's a…uhhh…hold on…..uhhh….this one's hard!