Because back when Hercules we had Xena and Sinbad and beastmaster and a 100 other shows produced in new Zealand and Goddam it that want a bad era of TV to go back to

In the words and actions of Hank Hill *picks up. troll doll by the hair* Nudity *throws it in trash*

Goddam it you tried to force cameo Coven into Hotel no one liked either!

Look at Jason skinny little kid got bullied then after a horrific accident got super strong and started kicking ass just like Spiderman.

As for the Shineing that's about white men and their futile attempts at using violence to reestablish power. Jack is an low level caretaker with high unmet aspirations of being a writer, he's emasculated. Now basically he moves his wife kid and TOMMY out to the frontier on to the land where a bunch of Native…

So we got Furiosa yellow power ranger Quailman Beyonce and Ziggy Stardust whose the main middle Muppet supposed to be?

Well horror is really about the dark side of power. Case in point every movie about a superhero (the good side of power) could easily be revised into a horror film (form the villains perspective it probably already is). Naturally the genera explores and exploits existing power structures in our society, colonizer…

I'd be more likely to chop down that tree as precaution.
I know rapetree might be old and seem harmless and we probably all grew up with it and have a lot of fond memories but it must pay for its crimes I mean how many woman have to come forward for you to believe them?

Well as long as she doesn't abuse her actors or trash any hotel rooms in sure she'll be fine

If you die internet dibs on your good stuff

What a. Concept

I just use some paint cans

Couldn't you just make another movie as that detective you played in Gone baby gone? that was a good movie

And it'll have blackjack and strippers and screw it im getting strippers

so like regular Hollywood royalty

its only a dollar short because woman get paid less

They never did find Jamie Garnett but the woman on TV went on to have an important career as somebody's wife

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the vagina

*Crosses legs* Anybody wanna talk about that movie Teeth

Poltergeist felt more like those yuppies were getting what they deserved