Im disappointed Surf Ninjas never crossed over with Surf Nazi's

Fun fact: The director of 3 Ninjas 3: High Noon At Mega Mountain was same guy who'd been kidnapped by Kim Jong il and forced to direct
I'd like to think all the indignity he faced in NK had prepared him for the job

he speaks asshole very well

that Mitch Headburg was a funny guy and Mitch is as white a name as you can get

BURN THE WITCH!

"then just act like every potshot and overheard conversation you publish is an earthshaking revaluation that will topple the administration"

yeah Fuck rebuilding the icecaps with a giant freeze ray lets dedicate all our time and energy to figuring out how too leave the poor to die a clammy death

Mike Pense is past tense

thats just how he looks

I had a friend my freshman year in high school who was a foreign exchange student from Siberia. Pulled a gun on me once….good times

is that H jon Benjamin or did they find and cast his long lost Australian son?

Just imagine all the other commenters are actually all just one 400 pound fat guy that always helps me

… its donald

His Name is Not Jared!!!!

"TRUMPSY!!"

irreverent 53rd and 3d will always belong Joey

back when they would let you go
in my city at a lot of the festivals they have this community chalk board that says "Before I die I want to blank________" (its terrible because theirs a lot of assholes out there whose thoughts you just dont want to hear) and some one wrote "Before I die I want to blank Become the…

*scruffy voice* The back of my van

MARDENS the batshit insane garbage fire that made Paul Lepage governor of Maine
here's proof https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Should have yelled "YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO CHARGE THIS MUCH!!!!!"