That's Matt Lauer's job.

I thought the world's collective reaction was "no shit"

"Oh, behave!"

Oh I'm familiar with the meaning now, just up until about 10 years ago a person who was blamed for a loss, such as Bill Buckner was labeled the "goat" of the game, as in scapegoat.

I still hate it when people use GOAT to describe and athlete, because when I grew up it meant you're the one that lost the fucking game.

Jesus, even Croatia is protesting Trump?

When the Astros stadium was briefly named Enron Field was probably the best.

Tell me about it. Have you heard of this lady named Rachel Dolezal?

I was on the local Cincinnati children's show "The Uncle Al Show" which was actually the longest local kids show in American TV history. The crazy thing was not only was it local and dominated ratings, but even every one of their dozens of sponsors (which they plugged like crazy on the show) was local except Barq's…

Unless your playing a pirate with a shark for a head, which I believe was a character in one of those movies,

Phoenix is awesome. Although they're from France and are probably named after the mythological creature

I'd add Chris Finch to that list.

That pretty much sums up many in-laws.

That's a great choice and that would have never crossed my mind. The whole series where he is trying to quit smoking is one of the best in daily comic history. Also love it when he gets beat up by Sean Penn.

Years ago when there was concern over phones being tapped, Norm MacDonald said just to be on the safe side of the government he would end all his conversations with "Hey, you know who's one hot piece of ass? Dick Cheney!"

I'm sort out of the loop on these things, but I thought Madonna publicly stated that the Sean Penn spousal abuse allegations were false.

Yeah, after this I don't think he's going to get laid ever again.

The crazy thing is this maybe only the second worst statute of him. A statue of him was built in his hometown a few years ago and the statue had an enormous erection.

Bugs Bunny then rubs ointment on their heads and daisies grow.

She sounds a lot like my Aunt Viv. She hated Alphonso Rivera also. Other than that she was a sweet lady. She worked with handicapped children.