That was my first thought, whole thing seems a little scripted.

They were all taught to kill by Del Close.

You can blame DePalma for one thing, the court room scene at the end is one of the dumbest things ever put on film. According to the film, you can substitute jurors from a criminal with those from a divorce case, then, without consulting you, your attorney can change your plea from "not guilty" to "guilty" and then…

Pyromania is the shit. One of the best albums of the 80's.

My dog's in a relationship with a developmental league player. Some day…

He had his chance at Putin in the 70's and blew it.

You mean shart?

"Gabbo -esque" that's good.

When the team with the fifth highest payroll defeats a team with the 22nd highest payroll is considered an underdog story in America

But they got rid of Cutler so that makes them less hateable.

Yes, and his career with the Buffalo Braves

Finally AL fan bases who hate the Red Sox will get to see how insufferable Cubs fans are.

I'm positive I'm the only person on the planet that prefers Maiden with Paul Di'anno than with Bruce Dickinson.

He does tons of shitty movies, but to be fair, I'm not aware of any good roles he was offered and turned down. You got to work, if you keep turning down everything they stop offering you parts.

Is that a KITH reference?

A word of advice, hookers hate "2112".

"Hooked up to", masturbated to", it's all good.

I do the same, then I chase my secretary around the office.

"I'm dating Miss Georgia. All right, it's the former Miss Georgia. OK, it's George Foreman."

Speaking of subversive, how bout that Andrew Dice Clay and his fractured take on nursery rhymes?