My favorite: "I'd like to apologize if I offended anyone…"

I spent approximately 37 hours in NYC also, although a third of the time I was stuck on the LIE and another third at JFK.

NYC seems to export all of their douches to Los Angeles.

NYC seems to export all of their douches to Los Angeles.

You mean 2 & 2.

Good god that top picture is going to give me nightmares.

George Zip said that?

Questlove on Twitter a couple of hours ago:

Never fight a land war in Asia

Just curious, but are The Smiths, Joy Division/New Order or T Rex even on the ballot?

It would be weird if Glen Beck went all Ariana Huffington and went full left.

The Sklar Brothers had a great routine where they were at a party and liked the CD that was playing and learned it was Scarlet Johansson's solo album. They said they felt like those people in the Italian restaurant that were secretly given Pizza Hut pasta.

There was also a huge difference between a German POW camp and a concentration camp. Stalag 17 also was a comedy, which Hogan's Heroes was inspired by.

[In Klink voice] Shenanigan!!!

Joe Francis?

For over 200 years, England ruled over 500 million people on 6 continents - a time where it was commonly said the sun never set on the British empire. Today, however, the sun sets on the British empire at exactly 5:46pm GMT.

I can't think of any reason whatsoever why this show won't be runaway success

Well, I think Bill Cosby's one eye is kind of fucked up now…

It's all about Emma Stone being cast in Aloha.

The Panic Room.