PERHAPS THE WEAKEST ASS ATTEMPT TO FUCK LITTLE CHILDREN EVER

I AM DEATH
I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT, BETTY WHITE

ONE MOVIE ALWAYS FUCKING DOES IT
ELF. WHY? i HAVE NO CLUE.

He should pose for Playgirl
I'd buy it

ME ME ME ME PICK ME PICK ME
MEME PICK ME PLEASE. I'LL GO DOWN ON ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY NABIN

IN CHICAGO
NOTHING IS "REASONABLY PRICED"

A body double eh? Let's hope it's just something minor like she has lesions and scars all over her body, instead of something repugnant like "integrity."

What good are boobs if they aren't covered in blood or being molested by tentacles?

"Jumper" Is a broken link
Just saying

Not that this has ANYTHING to do with Let the Right One In…
But whatever happened to those Friday Buzzkills? I feel like I haven't been depressed in two weeks!

STAR TREK IS FOR NERDS
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS GUY?

Well he WAS a Republican
so her probably deserved it.

Ladies and Gentleman: THE FABULOUS STAINS

Disappointing. I only saw the scene where the gang cuts the woman's nipple off, makes her eat it, stabs her in the back multiple times and then sodomizes her dead body. I was really hoping the whole movie would be just as sickening/arousing.

Anyone have any thoughts on the last 'remake' of Last House on the Left?
I am a bit drunk, at fucking noon (live in China), didn't read it so sorry if this was covered in the article, but the movie Chaos has been on my radar for some time. NOT the Jason Statman one, this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik… … Worth my…

RichterCa, I love you for writing that haiku

Why did my last comment get removed? All I said was that I used to vigorously masterbate to the rape scene from Irreversible, and that the only regret I had was the time my girlfriend caught me doing it. I'm sure I am not the only one.

The Matrix

The Good-Things-Phile IS A LIAR. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THE DUBYA IMPRESSION IS AT THE END OF THE FLICK IF YOU WALKED OUT?

Just wait until next week, Against The Dark is the most hilarious Steven Seagal movie ever, in the 10 minutes that he actually appears in the film.