Wow.  Classic quote in there from Alfred Waddell before the next election:

Pennsylvania's always been rebellious.  Sometimes about things that don't even matter!

Cubits?  Fathoms?

Everything sounds more impressive in centimeters.

Are straight folks allowed in Gay Town?

Pretty much.  A lot of things happened in that chapter, and essentially none of them were OK.

Well, my sex life is officially over now.  Thank you for this, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus .

But substantially less fun.

I had the chapter featuring the first sex scene in the book read aloud to me.  I think what I experienced was the opposite of sexual arousal, tinged with creeping horror.

Henry Allen Venture!  You said the double D word!

My God, this stuff never goes away.

My God, this stuff never goes away.

I'm digging this percentage fine as it applies to irresponsible, wealthy celebrities.  But it would be absolutely cruel to apply it to ordinary people.  You take away 10-15% of someone's assets just like that, and their livelihood will be fucked;

Sometimes, I really do think we deserve him.

@avclub-35f476bee2f5015ba0269e3b346f2d13:disqus , a thick skin is a wonderful thing to have.  I recommend everyone get one, it really makes life more enjoyable.

I jerk chicken whenever I see Ann Hathaway.

Facebook isn't nearly the public forum that a comments section is; you're supposed to be able to define the circle of your interactions there.  To harass someone on facebook who you don't even know personally is definitely over the line.

Taco Bell Bell?  Do you have anything to say about the Taco Bell Bell Peppers?

I'm not sure which joke I would have gone with, but I love them both.

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