I'm sorry, are you going in to a Warren Zevon song and expecting him to be Weird Al or something?

I'm sorry, are you going in to a Warren Zevon song and expecting him to be Weird Al or something?

FleurDeBouef has to be the best string of letters I have ever seen.

FleurDeBouef has to be the best string of letters I have ever seen.

There's nothing vague about "I wonder how you touch yourself, and curse myself for being across the sea."

There's nothing vague about "I wonder how you touch yourself, and curse myself for being across the sea."

It can be about two things!

It can be about two things!

Everybody loves that song.  Most people just don't know it.

Everybody loves that song.  Most people just don't know it.

What?

What?

Oddly, I have always, always hated the taste and texture of peaches, from childhood to the present day; I find them revolting.  This hasn't stopped me from appreciating the peach-as-sexual-awesomeness metaphors of popular song, but it may have made me a little less than enthusiastic about certain particular maneuvers.

Oddly, I have always, always hated the taste and texture of peaches, from childhood to the present day; I find them revolting.  This hasn't stopped me from appreciating the peach-as-sexual-awesomeness metaphors of popular song, but it may have made me a little less than enthusiastic about certain particular maneuvers.

I think Midnight Vultures is one of the few perfect concept albums: every song is not only excellent, but perfectly aligned with the concept, which is that we are all trapped in a timewarp to an alternate, freakier version of the 1970s and it is time to get fuckin' bizzay.

I think Midnight Vultures is one of the few perfect concept albums: every song is not only excellent, but perfectly aligned with the concept, which is that we are all trapped in a timewarp to an alternate, freakier version of the 1970s and it is time to get fuckin' bizzay.

It makes perfect sense, just look it up in the Becktionary!

It makes perfect sense, just look it up in the Becktionary!

Could it be you were too old for Alex Mack?  Could it be that not everyone in my approximate age range watched all the same shows?  PERISH THE THOUGHT!

Could it be you were too old for Alex Mack?  Could it be that not everyone in my approximate age range watched all the same shows?  PERISH THE THOUGHT!