Not fucking likely.  Books and words and literature are probably seen as the show's biggest liability in the CW offices.

Well, Mick is apparently a zombie hunter these days.

Well, Mick is apparently a zombie hunter these days.

There really isn't any other good reason to do anything, really.

There really isn't any other good reason to do anything, really.

How much do you know about Russia, @avclub-c45140ecbba80b5ddbbbafa7ec713b46:disqus  ?

How much do you know about Russia, @avclub-c45140ecbba80b5ddbbbafa7ec713b46:disqus  ?

High school is hard because, mundane as its problems may seem to adults, they are still too much for most developing adolescent brains to handle without acting out.  So sure, teenagers should get a little understanding when they get all bent out of shape over who put their arm around who after Homecoming.  But they do…

High school is hard because, mundane as its problems may seem to adults, they are still too much for most developing adolescent brains to handle without acting out.  So sure, teenagers should get a little understanding when they get all bent out of shape over who put their arm around who after Homecoming.  But they do…

Really?  Really?

Really?  Really?

The TV sets these days are too skinny!  There's nothing to hold on to!

The TV sets these days are too skinny!  There's nothing to hold on to!

If you want to see pictures of Bible figures having sex, I can recommend R.Crumb's illustration of the Book of Genesis: accurately translated in whole, and filled with Crumb's drawings of exactly what the text says.

If you want to see pictures of Bible figures having sex, I can recommend R.Crumb's illustration of the Book of Genesis: accurately translated in whole, and filled with Crumb's drawings of exactly what the text says.

Church leaders know perfectly well that what Onan did wasn't masturbation; it's very clearly a description of pulling out.  The analogy with masturbation comes from the idea of ejaculating sperm without the intent to impregnate.

Church leaders know perfectly well that what Onan did wasn't masturbation; it's very clearly a description of pulling out.  The analogy with masturbation comes from the idea of ejaculating sperm without the intent to impregnate.

You know, a lot of Putin's badass moments have been staged for cameras.  If Putin has shot a whale with a crossbow, it's probable the whale was in a tank at some aquarium, being distracted by a trainer with a bucket of krill or something.  Why anyone would ever actually shoot a whale with a crossbow is beyond me.

You know, a lot of Putin's badass moments have been staged for cameras.  If Putin has shot a whale with a crossbow, it's probable the whale was in a tank at some aquarium, being distracted by a trainer with a bucket of krill or something.  Why anyone would ever actually shoot a whale with a crossbow is beyond me.

Pussy pillow fight?