I couldn't finish this.  The word "mallpisode" rings in my ears like a diseased fire bell in the fetid night.  Can we please have a moratorium on portmanteaus?

I was horrified at first that this was an article about the new album selling ten million copies.  The name "Hybrid Theory" didn't really mean anything, since I make a point of not knowing this band's body of work.  I am now slightly relieved that, even though  they've managed to sell ten million units, at least it…

I was horrified at first that this was an article about the new album selling ten million copies.  The name "Hybrid Theory" didn't really mean anything, since I make a point of not knowing this band's body of work.  I am now slightly relieved that, even though  they've managed to sell ten million units, at least it…

Love conquers all!

Love conquers all!

The implication of a question like that is curious: does a real man attempt to get laid by actively denigrating women (the opposite of feminism), or does a real man simply never attempt to get laid?

The implication of a question like that is curious: does a real man attempt to get laid by actively denigrating women (the opposite of feminism), or does a real man simply never attempt to get laid?

That's terrible, anyaroses, and I'm very sorry to hear all of that.  I'm sure I was wrong in doubting your contrition.

That's terrible, anyaroses, and I'm very sorry to hear all of that.  I'm sure I was wrong in doubting your contrition.

What, you assume that all the people in the Bible just had missionary sex all the time?  We're talking about a collection of stories about people sinning and being punished for it.  Most of their sex lives were pretty colorful.

What, you assume that all the people in the Bible just had missionary sex all the time?  We're talking about a collection of stories about people sinning and being punished for it.  Most of their sex lives were pretty colorful.

Oh, we'll do our damnedest.

Oh, we'll do our damnedest.

Well that's easy.  Whales are fish now.  BIBLE SAYS SO!

Well that's easy.  Whales are fish now.  BIBLE SAYS SO!

I too have a friend in the Nickleback fanclub (metaphorically; I hope they're not an actual club), and I cut her some slack because we went through grad school together and sometimes you just have to forgive.  But I do not talk about music with her.  Ever.

I too have a friend in the Nickleback fanclub (metaphorically; I hope they're not an actual club), and I cut her some slack because we went through grad school together and sometimes you just have to forgive.  But I do not talk about music with her.  Ever.

You can call off the hunting of the Snark; it's been found.

You can call off the hunting of the Snark; it's been found.

'Hall maintains that she's not out to "condone drugs" and "everyone needs to remember this is television."'