That's not the issue.  The issue is you comparing the author to a "sex-hating woman" in an effort to shame or mock him for an "unmasculine" opinion; for not sitting squarely at the summit of the bell curve.  It's like saying "this guy sounds so much like a chick, I had to double check to see if he actually had…

Because, you know, only women are sex-negative, and all men will literally drop everything for the slightest chance they might get their sausages serviced.  And of course, all men are equally comfortable with the notion that their relationship with their sex partner is akin to their relationship with their mechanic. …

Pinkerton and Pet Sounds, the one-two punch works for me.

They have a completely different standard of what constitutes "garbage."  Garbage, to some people, means all works of art and entertainment that do not thoroughly and obviously advocate (or at the very least reflect) an orthodox version of their ideology.  Most of the time, they are willing to save their wrath for…

Whenever I see kids dancing and singing along to "Moves Like Jagger," I get an overwhelming urge to show them youtube clips of Mick Jagger in motion. 

Incontinentia*.

All in all, I'm impressed with the way she handles herself.  And her intelligence in keeping her mom at arm's length.

Ashton takes deep breaths,
Prepares for method acting,
Pretends he's sorry.

Somehow it seems less unethical when Courtney Love is involved.

You know what?  Fuck it.  I'm ready for the end of the world.  Ron Paul 2012.

Yes.  This is the hero we deserve.

Stan the Man, you've got to give us more than this!  This is one of the most anticipated gimmick posts in history!

Wait, you mean it might not be?

Admit it; you can't stay mad at O'Neal.

It's true, teachers have a bit of disdain for the habits and culture of Kids These Days.  Partly, it's because we remember being those kids, and we decided to become teachers because we maintain a running list in our heads of everything that was wrong with those times; the system, the  teachers, and the other kids who…

The funny thing is, that firstie didn't look anything like this.

Young Abby's household must have been a horrifying environment to grow up in.

Well, as they say on Superdickery, everything's better with monkeys.

As one of the twelve, may I express my extreme disapproval of Hulu's new direction?

Dogs and cats, living together: mass hysteria!