But are any of them mutants?

Cowabunga.

Probably my biggest problem with the story, but I have to roll my eyes and remember who the primary audience is.  Honestly, I think it's a good book with serious themes that's worth reading, but it's a little annoying that the main character has to be kept clean in order for it to appeal to kids.

Just tell them that Battle Royale is a ripoff of the Running Man and watch them froth at the mouth.

I almost forgot about Tom and Huck.  Pretty sure I saw it, too, but I must have been eight or something.  Was it…good?

Can Herzog be armed?

I'm thinking the idiocy accounts better for all the facts.  This is a terrible world for enabling him.

Whether there's five or six depends on whether you distinguish between the vowels of "cough" and "thought."  If your accent group has undergone the cot-caught merger, they should sound identical.

@avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus , have you really thought about what you're saying?

That fundamentalist approach to art and literature isn't just limited to Christians or religious people.  Communist and Fascist regimes also harshly regulated expression on the basis of whether the works in question promoted the dogmatically correct themes.  I think that there is a tacit admission in this kind of…

No no no no no.  I don't want to see it.

What, get in my car and drive out of town with my shitty camera phone?  There's a thing called google…

Female nerds have the power of invisibility.  They use it to make male nerds look silly.

Sweet, sweet bodice.

I never took you for a person who would have an interest in SNES RPGs, felonious.

There really isn't anything a conservative Christian hasn't identified as Satanic.  There are billboards on the freeway around here that proclaim that celebrating the Christian sabbath on Sunday is an abomination proclaimed by the Antichrist.  Because, as you know, all cultural disagreements are the work of the…

I tried poking my head into the world of D&D about six months ago, and I think it truly was too nerdy for me.  I'm a big nerd: I play the video games, I can quote large sections of Star Wars dialog, and I've read The Lord of the Rings more times than I can remember.  But something about the dice and the table and the…

I thought the word was "French kiss."  Or just "kiss," when you grew up.

You're like some kind of legend.

And I read the whole damn thing.