I wasn't arguing from authority.  I was arguing from principle, that in a democratic system authority properly belongs to the elected government (as opposed to sovereignty, which derives from the people).  The government, and the Justice Department in particular, have vital roles to play in our society and are justly…

I saw that headline on the cover and I wanted to burn down the grocery store.

Do you think people here are criticizing Dane Cook for talking about prostitution and abortion?  Because I can tell you, that's not what is happening, and it's kind of sad if you can't tell the difference.

This is pretty much the culmination of all our ambitions.

"Because how can you review something that's subjective, maaan?"

Such good stuff. 

Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard an artist say.

Will the whores be utterly disgusting?  Because I don't know if I can stand to chainsaw fuck them otherwise.

Impractical?

Drinking on Dane Cook's tab sounds like just about the best possible use of my time.  I can expand my palate, get drunk, AND contribute to his eventual bankruptcy and impoverishment.

Thoroughly unconstitutional and almost certain to be struck down once challenged in court.

Inspired?  What did they do to those sites, exactly, that they haven't done to any other site?

Why do I always get a warped one!?

Smooth: not a bad song.

Any opinions about the best cast for Jesus Christ Superstar?  I've always liked the movie version myself, but I'm open to other takes.

No sir, you are thinking of the revolutionary process.  These are not the same thing.  While a democrat may be a revolutionary when the democratic process is not available, it isn't democratic to express your views by trying to undermine a democratically elected government.

A little, yes.

I don't know why anyone would ever want to be on Judge Judy.  It just makes losing twice as bad.

An unremarkable, tastefully adorned young lady.

Sadly, I think we might live there too.