I don't think Joan 'submitted' to Roger; she threw herself at him IIRC.

I took it as a critique of bad drag, ala Madea.

I thought she looked like one of the DeBarge's, but I'm not sure which one.

This was the worst Untucked this season for me; mostly because I was tired of Jiggly. Lots of stares and dramatic music. Kind of dull, which is hard to say about this show.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cunts, so we put a cunt inside your cunt!

Streets ahead, even.

Hey Joe, you got girlfriend Vietnam?

Whitney>Tebow

"Define me! Define me!!"

Barnell!

When they showed the dance in the promos, I was afraid the premier would be the dreaded "musical episode."

Her line "I bleach my asshole" will be stuck in my head forever.

That's one of my favorite running jokes on this show. I love how Archer is always most lucid and chatty during his killing sprees.

Of quartz their marriage is in trouble!

Eddie Murphy's "girl" didn't show up.

OK, maybe not "beloved;" but can we all agree on "pleasant?"

Phantom kisses buzzes like the insects, beads of sweat dripping down on the rent check; my Candyland melted down to syrup…

While I usually wince at the thought of a kick in the sack, when Penny did it I became aroused. Odd.

Dick snot

No he's not. I would've seen him at the meetings.