Zoltar! I just had a Battle of the Planets flashback.

Awesome job, people. This is my favorite meme in quite some time.

The Saturn Death Drop was a pretty fucking sweet finisher.

Does anyone do that now? Also, Suck it Seattle! Lose your paper, lose your Sonics. Tell me; how does it feel to be the new Cleveland?

I like how it wasn't just a belly, it was a "Thanksgiving belly."

Noel "Bitchass" Murphy was my favorite.

Unrepentant Racist FTW.

Well played, bascule

If these grand parents are boomers, you could have seen this coming from across the street.

I believe that some people have babies as a sort of lasting tribute to themselves. It's tough to be rich or accomplish anything of worth that lasts beyond your lifetime; it's relatively easy to reproduce. And those people are delusional failures for the most part, so I'm sure they'll make awesome parents.

But what about Brett Michaels-inspired bald spot-covering bandanas? Those are still good right?

I enjoyed the line "NCIS(ask your dad)."

Donna is perhaps the WORST singer in rock history. The fact that she is in the rock HOF is the greatest argument for it's irrelevancy.

Stretching the balls? Who in the hell wants to give themselves Old Man's Testicles?!? Is this some sort of preparation for "putting the dog in the bathtub?"

So would Almond Joy be used for prostate related humor then?

Second on the Nutrageous, ba. But it can never replace 5th Avenue, for it is my candy bar soulmate. It's like the Butterfinger's hot slutty sister.

When he played for the Indians, Albert Belle chased some trick-or-treaters from his driveway with his truck. They had begun to play a prank on the Belle residence when Albert didn't have any candy for them. The kicker is, that season Cadbury had made a candy bar named for him.

Bullshit. Glitter's (and Polanski, and Michael Jackson) actions are a perfectly justifiable reason to never mention any of these sick fucks again.

Why wouldn't he just remove the offending ink? That seems less silly than paying to have have every shirt he has tailored to hide them.

This is the best thread I've ever read here. Thanks everyone.