I heard that unironically today at work :(

You think that's a compliment, but it's not. Would you call Picasso a doodler??

Well put, when I was watching this I was thinking that I was viewing it as a live action version of Archer. Samburg is a goofy spin on Archer's assholery, but both was innately good at their jobs they have too much self esteem. I thought it was a pretty funny show, I liked the vibe and it made me laugh, hurrah!

Count Blah, blah

I think of Sunny when it comes to Andre's poor treatment. Everyone belittles Charlie, but still include him in their scheme, and sometimes Charlie ends up on top. It's almost like Andre is Cricket and they use him up for whatever purpose suits the group. I think it's lazy writing to just be so fucking douchey to…

How bout this nugget of police brilliance from sheriff Ralph Wiggum:

I love how after 2 weeks of living the suburban version of "Lord of the Flies" the writers sporadically intersperse the real world with how things used to be. Like gasoline and electricity still are plentiful, the best is Sherrif Linda Fife saying that they put out an APB for Barbie. That entails what, standing…

Here's my theory on the rage the Affleck announcement has created; it's not so much the casting of Ben as Batman, it's the realization that this movie is actually going to happen. I've never read a comic book but I feel dirty knowing that there's going to be another Superman movie plus the inclusion of Batman to be…

I read that as pilsner

I'm in wyoming and if I get a job I can drive down to Denver, since that's the only fun place within 300 miles.

Anne Burrell has a real traditional bolognese recipe, it's really easy to make, basically you brown the heck out of every ingredient and then let it simmer for like 4 hours. If you have a pretty heavy Dutch oven you can set your stove to super low and still get a good reduction. I portion it out in small Tupperware…

Then that no chin weasel Mitch McConnell should be your wet dream.

If you really want to get black out drunk try this drinking game: take a drink every time you say "are you kidding me??!!" Seriously fuck this show, I can't take it anymore, and it gets a B??!!

It would explain why no one in town is worried about food shortages when farm animals are 100% edible.

There's a great afghani place in Fort Collins

Not too encouraging words, but I'm just ankle deep wading into the ocean, hopefully a shark doesn't eat me! I'm pretty willing to let an artist have a lot of lee way and just hope they are as talented as they seem. I hope I feel different than you when I'm done, not like I spent 3 months of my life reading for what??

I'm about 3 weeks in, and I read right before I go to bed so sometimes I don't read very much before I pass out. Reading it has been a bit like reading nonfiction where it's pretty slow going. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining yet, it's not really a book that hooks you and makes you want to turn pages. It's…

I think it helps that I kinda knew what I was getting into before starting the book, but it's still kinda daunting when you jump in and it's so bracing. I've read "non traditional" books Cloud Atlas comes to mind, but at least there was a common thread that linked all the plot lines. I was with Jest when it was about…

Infinite Jest Thread

Usually I'm a nervous pervis around electricity, but you really can't screw up jumping a battery, even when it sparks once you get used to it no harm no foul. You can go dead red to live, dead black to ground or to the live terminal, but if you want to be funny try this trick. While you're in the car starting it up,…