That's irrational.

He's OK, but his son is awful. I watched "The Searchers" not long ago. Terrible. Plus, a German dude plays the Indian chief.

Such an attractive blue-blooded girl.

Nixon implement price controls, which is an extremely un-capitalist thing to do. It's more of a Chavez thing to do.

I never understood the etymology of that. I think I prefer "bumsen".

I had to go watch for this. Man, the one on the right must be a ringer they hired. She looks way too hot to be there.

A-cup ain't bad. I come from a place where the girls are a bit thin. Not sad nor boobless, but perhaps boob-deficient.

Two of them.

I just rented a car the other day and they printed out the rental agreement on a dot matrix. The kid working there was young enough that I'm surprised he didn't think the printer was some Egyptian artifact.

I don't think you have to use the German pronunciation because they would probably never put chicken in their Bratwürste.

Heir Bud runs his late owner's company.

This joke shall never be weak.

I knew my mechanic was a racist!

I think it means a dude who totally acts gay but isn't. Glad to have enlightened everyone.

The concept of "illegal invasion" always amused me.

"Get out the vote" campaigns annoy me, because they are pretending to be nonpartisan, whereas nobody is really interested in getting out the vote for the other side. I, for one, encourage you, if you are not voting for my side, to refrain from your privilege as a citizen.

Don't heed this review. Both the book and the movie are great.

Fool me thrice, shame on Bay…

Didn't stay in school, foo.

Yeah, it's bad. She doesn't look like she can hurt a small child. She grabs a bad guy with her puny arms and the next cut is him flying into a pile of empty cardboard boxes, which are always kept around the warehouse.