Das stimmt.

"Rocky Mountain High", of course, even though it was sung by a German Texan named John Deutschendorf.

My brother wanted to take my niece there and I'm like, "That's actually a real place? Casa Bonita?" So I went with them. Hilarious. We watched some lame magic show. Food wasn't very good. There were some kids there dressed up for prom or something and I fell in love with one of the girls. I hope she was…

I've never figured out this paradox of people saying they're animal lovers and then they cut off the testicles of their dog. That is not love, my friends.

In Boulder it is required to have both a Coexist and "Free Tibet" sticker on your car, which must be a Prius or Subaru Outback.

I slept in a stall in the bathroom in Germany once. The toilet must have had a lid. The bulls unlocked the door and came in when I didn't respond to their queries (being asleep). I was all like, "Was wollen Sie denn?" and they made me leave and I had to sleep in a park.

What is the deal with airline food?

I guess somebody upstairs was looking out for him.

I'd remembered Cusack playing Hitler, but I guess I remembered wrong. That film must have been forgettable.

It's just coincidence. It's a pretty generic design.

It was a long time ago that I read it and I never knew how many men the narrator killed because he hid the number in some sort of formula at the end. Of course, now, with the internets, it's easy to look up.

Vonnegut just isn't for everyone.

They at least showed them using the Enigma, but it reminded me of a hacker scene from a modern movie: "Let's try to guess a 6-character encryption key and get it on the third try!"

The Bewb? I don't get that channel.

This thing is already eight months into cruise, despite what the article says, so it's done the hardest part. It could still easily screw up on the Mars orbital injection. And yes, the science part of the mission was pretty basic, as I recall.

I'm confused. Didn't the Mars launch window close six months ago?

Sometimes everything is just rotten for long stretches and then the tide turns for no apparent reason at all.

He does not look at all like he did 20 years ago, but he looks pretty good.

I was disappointed that the German codes were all variations on "Vergisse nicht, deine Ovaltine zu trinken!"

"Nurse! Close up for me."