That's what the ED9000 is for.

LDR is the hot girl the nerdy Indie boy starts talking to in a bar and is so happy that she actually seems to be interested in him and gets all his music references. He can't believe his luck that he met this girl… then her Wall Street Trader boyfriend walks in.

Get Kurt Russell to shoot the dog. After he's tested it's blood of course.

My Dad was a taxi driver in London and his black cab was our family car for a while. I used to sit on the floor at the front next to the driver's seat where people put their luggage. Sometimes I'd even stand up.

Jack Nicholson said something many years ago along the lines of "kiss a tit = R" "cut off a tit = PG13"

Yes, and it's fun when they advertise them during Dancing With The Stars which you're watching with your kids.

Have you seen Close Encounters and ET? Those are some pretty messed up families, they fight and their houses are a mess. Like real ones, actually.

OK. Instead of "bad" I should have said "poorly-written kitsch" (that I enjoyed watching)

There was a Brave & The Bold comic a couple of years ago where they fall in love and nearly get married after Eros puts a spell on them.

Beyond Season 1 the TV series is pretty bad. I own whole thing on DVD because my daughter loved WW and Daddy loved looking at Lynda Carter.

Nothing wrong with being a soap opera. The Godfather saga is a soap opera too.

Dylan Thomas = drank himself to death
Sylvia Plath = gassed herself.

So who won the Today's Music Is Crap award. Led Zep?

The episode where Nightwing was married to Batgirl was set in the future so maybe they are showing some respect to the 'continuity' - not that I give a shit. I love it.

The line 'Hindley wakes' is the title of a chapter in Williams book which is like a northern English version of 'In Cold Blood' (though some of the prose is a bit overcooked)

Henry IX: Electric Boogaloo

Er, no. I've been a legal immigrant here for over a decade and have a driver's license and social security card but I can't vote.

Because they're not worked into a constant stage out outrage by the flood of bullshit conservatives get from Fox, talk radio, and their email inboxes.

Will he change his name to Nomad at the end?

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