The name Merle Oberon sounds like it should belong to some petty lord or hedge knight from Games of Thrones.

This looks so much better than the book, which I admit I stopped reading a little over halfway through because *yawn* *zzzzzzz*

I deserve Amanda Peet's tits.  No, seriously - I'm a good guy, I work really hard and I've been through a lot.  Are Amanda Peet's tits too much to ask?

Hold your tongue, sir!  You dare speak ill of our glowing god?!?  I urge you to consult the following before you speak such blasphemy again: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Justified, Southland, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Happy Endings, Cougar Town, Louie, It's Always Sunny in…

But if Ronnie had a gun on him during the chase, wouldn't he have used it earlier in the chase?  He already tried to murder Ben in broad daylight, and he knows that, if he is caught, he'll either be dead or go to jail for a long, long time, so I can't imagine why he wouldn't start shooting during the chase if he had a…

I don't care about this development, as long as there will be some other ongoing Karen Gillan television vehicle (I don't care what it's about) that will allow me to watch her do stuff (I don't care what she does) and hear her speak in her awesome accent (I don't care what she says).  It's sad, but I'd watch anything…

Sissnitz's currently-airing sitcom bang list:

Edit: Oops, posted in the wrong spot. Computers, amiright?

Epoch?

Thanks!  Must be off an older album because I don't remember it on Phosphene Dream.

Well, American Horror Story [____spoiler alert______] killed off almost all its main characters, and it did improve slightly.

That's racist.

Does anyone know the name of the song/artist playing during the short montage of Kenny drawing diagrams for his party, handing out flyers and watching Ivan?  Most of the lyrics were unintelligible to me, but I think I heard "fuck what you like" and then "livin' my livin' my livin' my livin' my livin' my livin' my…

ASS TO ASS!  ASS TO ASS!  Ugh, that scene is so disturbing on a number of levels.

Because chainsaws are heavy, clumsy, loud and prone to mechanical failure.  I'm worried you may not live long in the coming zombie apocalypse.

Ashlyn Gere was one of my first porno crushes.  She is one classy bitch.

Community College Theater 2012!

I would pay multiple dollars to see I Ain't Getting On No Rocket!

So three horses die (or have to be put down due to injuries) in the making of a great TV show built around horse racing, so HBO shuts it down.  Meanwhile, dozens of horses die each year in actual real-life horse racing, yet horse racing continues.  Yeah sure, that totally makes sense. 

"I'm pretty sure that guy may be getting some additional charges besides assaulting a police officer."