I found it interesting that a theme for Don this week seemed to involve being too late.  He obviously was too late for Joan.  If he had previously shown a semblance of that kind of care for Peggy (and I don't mean physically, just not yelling and throwing money in her face), she probably wouldn't have left.  If he was…

"I'M LEAVING!!!!!"

To me, $5 was absolutely worth the can-barely-breathe-laughter that came from his part about getting way too high.  I don't care how quickly it got to TV.

In english please!  You know I don't speak spanish!

It's not like Cee-lo was making her sing Gregorian chant.  If she was such an amazing artist she should've at least been able to handle any pop style song without making people want to mute the tv.

Judging by the picture on the main page, he looks better bald.

"Wow, a white guy bitching about stuff?"  - That's particularly funny considering his entire segment on how great it is to be white, and hating on white people who bitch about things.

While the show was introducing Dez Duron, I was seriously wondering, "What's up with this guy?  He looks like he's a lost Backstreet Boy from the 90's."  I couldn't stop laughing when he started singing I Vant It That Vay.

I thought the most insufferable moment was when they told Michael to leave the stage.  The way he whimpered "okay" was like he was a four year old who's puppy just died.  How much worse of a breakdown are we going to get if/when he gets eliminated this season?

Wait, I don't remember, how did she do this?

Pretty sure most ads are much more obvious in "promoting mature sexual themes" than this one.

I think someone read an article on Cracked today.

Sit or get off the pot.

I'd never watched the show so maybe he's always like this, but anyone else think that Josh guy looked stoned the entire time?

Yea, I'm definitely at the point where I'm reading the reviews first to see if anything interesting happens and end up not bothering to watch the episode.  Doesn't seem like I'm missing anything.

"probably because they keep telling them that “a family of talking 9/11s” doesn’t make any sense."  This is the first thing that's made me laugh out loud today.

All that needs to be said here is Battlestar Galactica, "Black Market."